it's monday. crap. also imps.
Mondays, as any sane person knows, are loathsome and were quite possibly God's idea of a practical joke. Still, not so bad now I've got an essay done, which feels good. Meant to do some other work, which hasn't happened though... I've work in for wednesday which I haven't even been emailed yet, which makes me a very irritable person. Matriculation dinner tomorrow! - about a month after matriculation, which makes you wonder if they shot the philosophy department's Logic lecturer(s).
I'm vainly trying to memorise the amino acids, their shortened names, and their properties. When I rule the world, chemistry will be simpler. I call it my "small green imp" theory. Everything that happens, ever, is due to the diligent work of small, green, invisible imps. All matter is actually very similar to what we call hydrogen, it's just that the imps are screwing with our minds. Physicists and chemists are therefore actually a specialised type of naturalist, observing the imps and their behaviour. Which, come to think of it, makes everything basically biology. I'm liking this idea more by the minute.
Purified DNA from plants earlier, which should have been really interesting but, unaccountably, wasn't. Except for the bit with the liquid nitrogen. I have got to get me a supply of that stuff.
C.E.M.
I'm vainly trying to memorise the amino acids, their shortened names, and their properties. When I rule the world, chemistry will be simpler. I call it my "small green imp" theory. Everything that happens, ever, is due to the diligent work of small, green, invisible imps. All matter is actually very similar to what we call hydrogen, it's just that the imps are screwing with our minds. Physicists and chemists are therefore actually a specialised type of naturalist, observing the imps and their behaviour. Which, come to think of it, makes everything basically biology. I'm liking this idea more by the minute.
Purified DNA from plants earlier, which should have been really interesting but, unaccountably, wasn't. Except for the bit with the liquid nitrogen. I have got to get me a supply of that stuff.
C.E.M.


1 Comments:
very sensible theory. heretics will be shot.
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